Children, Beware Barack The Boogieman

“We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems,” Obama said. “If you don’t do that — if you quit on school — you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country.”–Adolph Hitler President Barack Obama

Oh, sweet Mother Of God, the man is trying to warp our kids minds! Somebody, this man is a menace! He’s trying to get after the children! Somebody, please THINK ABOUT THE KIDS!!!!! AIEEEEE!

Yeah, Red States, that sure does sound like the President is attempting to brain wash your kids into joining the Nazi Youth Party or something…not.

My country tis of thee!  It’s really getting ridiculous when the Leader Of The Free World is being profiled as some kind of “bad man” who’s out to pollute the minds of our youth.  If you can’t trust your kids with the President Of The United States Of America, then we are in serious trouble.

And don’t let me pull THE RACE CARD on the idiots.  Let’s not go there, even though this may have more to do with the speech than anything else, right.  Oh you say “socialism” but us old school Negroes know that ain’t nothing but code for “black”. That’s another story for another day.

Right now, will you look at this “bullsh*t” that he’s trying to feed our yutes?

But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.

Yeah, you little mofos, go grab a kitchen knife when you get home, stab your parents and snatch their credit cards and charge them to the max!

– Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide.

Damn straight you have something you’re good at kids; XBOX 360, PLAYSTATION3 and, for you pussies out there, NITENDO WII.  Totally ignore what the well-spoken black man is trying to hip you to, you just keep on being the ignorant clusterfu*ks that you are, you know, just like your parents.  Aim for the minimum wage!

– And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You’re going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can’t drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You’ve got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.

Yeah, you spastic twats, don’t think you can coast through school and right on in to that lifetime gig at UPS without an high school diploma.

No Diploma, No UPS FOR YOU!

It’s just HORRIBLE what the President is trying to pull, the sneaky son of a bitch. Don’t let his “positive” speech, fool you, kids, that lying, two-faced motherf*cker is up to something. Ask your parents, you can’t trust anything the man says.

Having said all this, I am going to give the Red State folx the benefit of the doubt and assume that they don’t trust the current President because the last two Presidents of the United States did some lying themselves:

Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Union speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you–The Teflon President Bill Clinton, January 1998

As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information.

oh no he didn't!

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.–Slick Willy, August 1998 (Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the White House that night when he got home to face Hillary)

We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories. You remember when Colin Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said, Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They’re illegal. They’re against the United Nations resolutions, and we’ve so far discovered two. And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.–President Bush, May 2003

Just kidding!

Now, look, I — part of the reason we went into Iraq was — the main reason we went into Iraq at the time was we thought he had weapons of mass destruction. It turns out he didn’t, but he had the capacity to make weapons of mass destruction…–Why you Lying Sack O’ Sh*t President Bush, August 2006
Well, when you put it that way, I can understand a little mistrust but the current President is ONLY telling your stupid assed kids to STAY IN SCHOOL. Not how to freebase crack…

I honestly think, for some idiots out there, having a crackhead speak to their kids would be more acceptable than a Ivy League educated (not some drunk goofball who only got in because of his daddy’s cred) President.

That’s not only some bullsh*t, for real, but that’s pretty damn sad.

The President won’t let some jackasses get to him, thankfully.  I’ll let him close out this thing with words of wisdom that are meant for the kids of America, but words we could all stand to take heed to our damn selves.

“I expect great things from each of you,” he said. “So don’t let us down — don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.”

Read the President’s speech to the kids, HERE.